davvez-stridzer:

wow asshole

im gonna be nice and believe that you sauntered into tumblr on a giant fucking dragon like the awesome friend i am

but no seriously come over sometime mr vantas

ill show you my babe of a car 

take you for a spin

you know you wanna 

YEAH, LET ME JUST HOP ON MY CONVENIENT DRAGON AND FLY ON DOWN TO TEXAS TO SEE YOUR ASHTON KUTCHER MOBILE.

I THINK WE’LL BOTH BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED IF I DO AS MUCH, DAVVEZ.

BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A DRAGON TO GO DOWN TO TEXAS ON, AND EVEN IF YOU DID MIRACULOUSLY HAVE THAT CAR, I WOULDN’T REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IT UNLESS IT HAPPENED TO ACTUALLY BE ASHTON KUTCHER.

BUT IT WASN’T, SO ALAS, I’M GONNA HAVE TO PASS UP ON OUR LITTLE SLUMBER PARTY. MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.