davvez-stridzer:

ok two things

one how the actual fuck do you not know what that car is 

two no seriously look at my first post i literally came in an aston martin welcome car 

there is no fancy metaphor 

BECAUSE I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT CARS? ESPECIALLY CARS THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHANCE IN THE WORLD I COULD EVER POSSIBLY OWN, SO WHY BOTHER WITH IT?? 

ALSO THAT’S SUCH BULLSHIT, YOU EDITTED THAT AND IT DIDN’T LOOK LIKE THAT BEFORE!!!

AND ANYWAY EVEN IF THAT WAS YOUR FIRST POST—WHICH I WASN’T, JUST BECAUSE YOU POSTED A PICTURE OF A CAR AND SAID “I’M HERE BITCHES” LIKE A RAVING IMBECILE, THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THAT CAR, OR ANYWHERE NEAR IT, AT ANY POINT IN YOUR LIFE, EVER.

LOOK, I CAN DO IT TOO!

I’M HERE BITCHES

WELCOME ME HOME

DESPITE THE PICTURE AND VERY HEARTFELT WELCOME MESSAGE, NO ONE IS EVEN REMOTELY INCLINED TO BELIEVE THAT I SWOOPED IN ON A FUCKING DRAGON WHEN I ARRIVED. 

AND THE FACT THAT DRAGONS ARE EXTINCT AND YOUR PRECIOUS ASHTON KUTCHER MOBILE, OR WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED, IS CURRENTLY ROAMING THE EARTH, IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT HERE, BECAUSE EVEN STILL, THE CHANCE OF ME RIDING IN ON A DRAGON IS STILL EQUALLY AS LIKELY AS YOU RIDING IN ON AN ASHTON KUTCHER MOBILE.

I MEAN COME ON, YOU WEREN’T EVEN IN THE FUCKING PICTURE, DAVVEZ.