eagerlybenefited:

Me? Do something stupid? psssh you got the wrong person for that category! hehe, but i know not to do anything idiotic like that, although just because you mentioned it; it would be fun to just drop in on you and see what your so called ‘parents’ (i’m guessing that’s your guardians) would react to your new alien companion. hehehehehehehe oh man talk about the ultimate prank! 

A moose? is it a big brown creature with antlers that are huge beyond expectation? i think i have seen them around my earth settlement, you would not believe how mean they are! Holy smokes! there was this little grub one that was soooo adorable and i had a sudden urge to do something awesome on it, so i jumped on and rode bareback! it made this weird noise and before you know it it’s lusus (or ‘parent’) was chasing me all the way to alternia and back. it was terrible,karl, terrible! and then the little moose just went back in the woods and left, all i wanted was a ride!:(

OH YEAH, WHAT WAS I THINKING? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME JOHNYN EXZERT DID SOMETHING STUPID? LET’S ALL THINK ON THAT, START THE CLOCK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi8Fv0AJA4

DO WE ALL HAVE OUR ANSWERS READY??

ANYWAY

LEARNING HOW MY FATHER WOULD REACT TO MY “ALIEN COMPANION” IS THE LAST THING I NEED RIGHT NOW, OKAY BUCKO? I’VE ALREADY GOT JADZIA STAYING WITH ME, WHICH IS TRICKY ENOUGH, BUT I GUESS MADE EASIER SINCE DIREYK HAS SOME MAGICAL DISGUISY THING THAT MAKES HER LOOK HUMAN—BUT YOU DON’T, AND I’M PRETTY SURE MY DAD WOULD NOT HAVE A RATIONAL REACTION TO ALIENS BEING AMONG US. HE WOULD PROBABLY CALL THE PAPERS AND THE AUTHORITIES AND THEY WOULD TAKE YOU AWAY AND EXPERIMENT ON YOU, DOES THAT SOUND FUN? I BET IT DOESN’T! SO NO UNEXPECTED VISITS, AND IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST VISIT ME, AT LEAST GET DIREYK TO GIVE YOU A MAGIC DISGUISY THING SO YOU DON’T STICK OUT LIKE A HUGEASS SORE ALIEN THUMB.

UH, YEAH THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT’S PROBABLY A MOOSE? BUT JUST IN CASE YOU’RE WRONG OR WHATEVER, THIS IS A MOOSE. AND THAT STORY SOUNDS HIGHLY UNBELIEVABLE SO I AM INCLINED TO BELIEVE THAT’S ANOTHER FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO PRANK ME, ALTHOUGH WHAT YOU GAIN FROM MAKING ME BELIEVE THAT YOU RODE A MOOSE IS SO FAR BEYOND ME THAT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO ATTEMPT TO TRY AND GRASP IT. ON THE OFF-CHANCE THAT IT IS SOMEHOW TRUE THOUGH, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ATTEMPTING TO RIDE MOOSE AGAIN BECAUSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW DUMB CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE?