eagerlybenefited:

hey man, at least you have your father. Oh gosh i miss mine so much:( maybe if you stay up long enough you will pass out. that would be funny, i would laugh! hehe. and me? i’m just trying to figure out why i moved to damn alaska in the first place, it’s soooo boring. and i’m so far away from anyone! I just wanna hang with Jadzia or Teri but i’m stuck in the middle of freaking alaska! and i’m to tired to fly there since i just finished unpacking>:/

WOW, THAT’S REALLY TOUCHING OF YOU TO SAY, I’M GLAD YOU JUST THINK EVERYTHING REMOTELY DESTRUCTIVE I DO IS HILARIOUS, JUST WARMS MY TINY LITTLE HEART. ANYWAY I’M PRETTY FUCKING ACE AT STAYING UP LATE WITHOUT PASSING OUT, SO I THINK I WILL BE JUST FINE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

WELL IT MIGHT BE FAR AWAY FROM EVERYONE BUT IT’S SECLUDED, RIGHT? THAT’S WHAT’S IMPORTANT YOU KNOW. MOST OF US ARE FAR AWAY FROM EACH OTHER ANYWAY, SO IT’S NOT LIKE WE’RE ALL HANGING OUT WITHOUT YOU OR ANYTHING… AND VISITING YOUR HUMAN FRIENDS MIGHT NOT BE THE WISEST IDEA ANYWAY, BECAUSE WE HAVE HUMAN PARENTS WHO ARE NOT GOING TO UNDERSTAND IF WE TRY TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOU ARE TO THEM. VISITING JADZIA OR ROSLYN OR DAVVEZ OR SOME OTHER TROLL, THAT’S ONE THING, BUT DON’T JUST BARGE IN WILLYNILLY ON ONE OF US, OKAY? AT LEAST CHECK IT OVER BEFORE YOU SHOW UP ON SOMEONE’S DOORSTEP. AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT, IF YOU DO TRAVEL TO VISIT SOMEONE, MAKE SURE YOU’RE CAREFUL, BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN, WE HUMANS AREN’T GOING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE. PERSONALLY I’D SIT TIGHT IN ALASKA IF I WERE YOU, MAYBE GO OUTSIDE AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE LOCAL WILDLIFE LIKE… MOOSE? DON’T PLAY WITH MOOSE, I THINK THEY’LL KILL YOU. I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE ALASKA HAS THOUGH, ACTUALLY. I DON’T KNOW, JUST DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID FOR ONCE OKAY?