cynicallygallionic:

awwwww come one karl! it was just a small little prank, no harm done really!

OH YEAH JUST A SMALL LITTLE PRANK, NO HARM DONE AT ALL!

YOU KNOW, BEING ANGRY CAUSES STRESS, JOHNYN! STRESS! AND STRESS CAN CAUSE TONS AND TONS OF MEDICAL ISSUES! SO, IN A WAY, THAT PRANK COULD HAVE BEEN THE TIPPING POINT, AND I COULD HAVE GOTTEN SO ANGRY THAT SOMETHING AWFUL HAPPENED!

I COULD HAVE *DIED* JOHNYN!

MAYBE!

PROBABLY NOT

BUT

STILL

MAYBE THINK OF THOSE THINGS NEXT TIME!!!!!

YEAH

SO

OKAY THAT’S TRUE BUT MOSTLY BULLSHIT IN MY CASE BECAUSE I’M ALWAYS ANGRY SO I THINK I’M IMMUNE TO MEDICAL ISSUES CAUSES BY ANGER…

ANYWAAAAY ARE YOU JUST GOING TO KEEP PRANKING ME OR ARE WE ACTUALLY GOING TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT I’D ACTUALLY CARE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT?

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CHOOSE OPTION NUMBER TWO.